haven't you always wanted a monkey?

my new exercize machine from the early 1990s...

2009-08-30T17:33:45Z

rescued from mom's basement and set up last night be ME, extraordinairre... (I'm a plannin to work out today but my womanly monthly cramps might not enable me to do it for long....)

www.exerciseequipmentexpert.com/elliptical-trainers/nordic-track-ski-machine.html

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work/quote (possibly offensive to non-liberal Christians)

2009-05-04T21:19:48Z

Okay: so, as part of my job for an ecumenical newspaper here in Spokane, I read local church newsletters for article ideas, possible guest editorials and the like. Some are good. (and by "good" I mean, not too terribly awful to read//informative/well written &etc.)

SOME ARE NOT. (filled with bad or lazy theology/typos gal;ore!)

all of this to preface the quote of the day, which is (AHEM)

Quote of the day:

"When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, 'Jesus, could you get that for me?'"

and yes, I am indeed, bored out of my skull. thanks friends.

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Pride & Prejudice & ZOMBIES

2009-05-03T16:55:47Z

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a zombie in in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

Okay folks: this is hilarious. or as Jayne would say: "HI-larious."

Please, run quickly and buy this book. or reserve it from your local library. Please.

Anyone in need of a hearty laugh, who is fairly acquainted with the original, will roll over laughing.

One more tidbit:

"As guests fled in every direction, Mr. Bennett's voice cut through the commotion. "Girls! Pentagram of Death!" ... From a corner of the room, Mr. Darcy watched Elizabeth and her sisters work their way outward, beheading zombie after zombieas they went. He knew of only one other woman in all of Great Britian who wielded a dagger with such skill, such grace, and such deadly accuracy."

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hi from roller grrl country...

2009-04-24T16:57:22Z

....so I practiced last night with the Lilac City Roller Girls. really, one word sums it up: CARDIO. if I had to use three words they would be "cardio on skates!" I'm not nearly as sore today as I thought I would be, which is saying something, I suppose. I had a wonderful time. the woman who worked with the "newbies" as they called us, was really sweet - and very patient. I think it took me twice as long to figure things out as the other women, but that's okay. I just had this odd urge to go exercise last night, and well... I did! weird, huh?

I've been sleeping so much better since the absence of booze. which is super nice. today I'm sore: tomorrow the mus-cles will build up and I will be stronger for it. I'm actually kinda excited.

welcome, welcome, crazy weekend: I have to work both saturday and sunday. mer. I need the hours for americorps tho. so all is well.

Hi Dreamwidth! *waves nicely*

thanks Denise for the invite code (and the instructions how to plug it in!)

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